jade and i started a band called little glass vial… we shall write songs about important things like money and nicki minaj’s butt

You can’t respond to ugliness with preciousness and expect things to be different. 
In other words, Stop spoiling your kids because, you think it is “cute”


If you want to respond to an argument, maybe use some facts or logic instead lashing out with insults and snide comments.

For real, man! 

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if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

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Earlier, my dad ran the garbage disposal and it literally, I am not playing around when I say this….. It literally sounded like the lead singer to Cannibal Corpse.
I am not joking. I nearly pissed myself laughing at the irony.